Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Romans rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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