A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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