- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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