You know what's a joke? Something Funny

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Tilt your screen back

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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