- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A paralysed man falls over.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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