Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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