Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I have an erection My mom!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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