theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Santa isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops