What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Penis

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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