- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

neil likes pube toast

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

which one is easiest

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Knock Know! Come in!

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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