A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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