A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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are u black unlucky

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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