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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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