Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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HOLY COW!

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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