Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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