- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

800 people died last year. end of story

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

minorities

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Asians.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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