rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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knock knock

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

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