Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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i hate black people

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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