What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why didn't he finish his

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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