- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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