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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

I <3 Hitler

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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