Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Poop...

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

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