Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Women's Rights

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Turkeys are obese

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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