Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Anti Joke

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