- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

I work at jcpenny

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Women's rights.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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