- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Long joke Your such a downey

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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