Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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