- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Knock knock. Who's there?

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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