why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Anti Joke

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