How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Women's Rights

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Women's rights

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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