What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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This is a random Anti joke.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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no pun intended

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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My cat just died.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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