The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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