Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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non poop

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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