Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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