Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Your mother just died.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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