- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Cancer.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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