Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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