What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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The Joke Below

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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BOTTOM!!!

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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