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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I dont have a girlfriend

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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