Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Women's Rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Emily Walker.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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