- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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