- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What would u like to drink?

CHORGLUND

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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