- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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