- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Your sex life.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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