- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

one stop shop

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??