- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

what did one computer say to the other .........

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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