- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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