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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

who do we all like george goodburn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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