your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

2 black kids walk into school

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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