What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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I'm rick james bitch

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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I read the terms of service.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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