a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats the difference between a frog?

You have friends

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

c-? men, C-men

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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