why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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