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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Your sex life.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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