what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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