- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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