Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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