Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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HURT

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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su algato es en fuego

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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im gay

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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