Obama lin Baden.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Some people like melon and others like soup.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

mexicans fishing

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Robin, get in the batmobile

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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