three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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