- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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