- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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