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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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