- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Women's Rights

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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