Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Prostitution is bad.......

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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