Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A guy at a baseball game....

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

WNBA

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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