- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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