- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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