- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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