Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Large 4

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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