Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Justin beiber..

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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