Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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i have two hands.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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