So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

this is stupid .... yep

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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