- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

I work at jcpenny

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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