Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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