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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

arena football

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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