- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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