A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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