Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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women's rights

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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