Mitt Romney

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Ehh

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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