What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

I have an erection My mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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