- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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