- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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