- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

roses are red violets are indigo

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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