Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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