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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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world society

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Two planes walk into an office building

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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