What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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