- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did Delaware? A coat.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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