why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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