womens rights

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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I like the color potato.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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