why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

identical jokes get different votes.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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