Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

12 niqqa 12.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

go F*** yourself

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Nah

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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