cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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