whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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