- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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