How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

darude- sandstorm

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

im saul and i love cock

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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