Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

black people

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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