A midget walked under a bar.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

who is awesome? no one...

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Chris Bosh's neck

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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