What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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An Aisian failed a test

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What's 9+10? 19

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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