- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

can you pass the soap?

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Flowers are colors Love me

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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