- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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