- Anti Joke

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.