- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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