- Anti Joke

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.