- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Justin Bieber

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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