why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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69

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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