What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Dude man, I'm high...

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

The game.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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