- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What happened to your hamster? It died.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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