Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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