- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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