- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

copy me and i will kill you

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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