- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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