What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A dog was barking at a tree

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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