Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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