- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

YOLO You only like Oreos

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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