- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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