- Anti Joke

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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