You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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dat shoe shine tho

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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