- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Terry has ebola

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

batman has diarrhea

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Christianity.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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