Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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You know whats funny Aids

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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