How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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woman's rights

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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