- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

penis

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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