- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Christianity.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

justin littleton being sucessful

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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