Matt is a Duster!

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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get in the car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Who is John Galt?

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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fridge

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Anti Joke

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